Saturday, May 12, 2018

Surreal Poetry - Punk, Porn and Palm Trees

Punk, Porn and Palm Trees

 Listen punk get up, up, up to the top of your palm tree to watch that x-rated porn
"This is not a Bob Marley song" shouted Mr Flawless from the inside of his empty cup of a flat white coffee
The brown mustache sealed his lips like an unmistakable big brown nothing as the angry ants with broken glass wings hula hooped around each other in tiny tutus each carrying blurred images from their lonely childhood
Feral horses escaped from the power of the bluff as they bolted over my 5 legs which varied in shades of lilac
"Watch your re-runs and make do" said the man in the three piece florescent suit
 "I need sunglasses to look at you" I said
The man dissipated a cash machine before passing me his binoculars that were made from two empty tins of beans stuck to a pair of jam jar glasses
A cumbersome yellow pill brought about silence that was broken by softly spoken mumblings of a Gregorian chant
You have strayed from the intelligent confines of your surroundings and wandered into the bottom of the barrel scraping any crassness you can for notoriety with a banner saying "Hi Mum"  
Can you please tick all the boxes before entering the building otherwise you will not be accepted by the cackling jury who sway from side to side in their moth bitten angel outfits from a pantomime which was held at Dewsbury Town Hall in 1987
The announcement tells you how to feel good from your washing machine you had to get a bank loan out for
Drip, drip, drip, drip please slowly feed the leeches from your bogus gravy jug 

My next door neighbour likes to make the sound of a buzzing bee as she hangs her pink shrimps out to dry as the citrus smell fills the crisp air
Aunt Joan has a secret stash of dolls eyes that she has collected from discarded eagle eye action men

"They bring me good luck" she says if she wears them loosely around her neck in a small sack made of crushed golden velvet
A large ice cream on air balloon wheels holds up an ominous grey tannoy warnings us to stay inside our homes and do the Harlem Shuffle
The glop is in reverse and these things have all yet to happen

by Sam Freek

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Urban Photography - 696RD3


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Urban Photography by Sam Freek
An abstract urban photograph whilst I was in the wonderful city of Krakow in Poland. 

Heres a short surreal poem too for you :-) 



1 1 1 x 3 is all I know
No, listen before you are seen 
End of transmission


Author: Sam Freek

Surreal Poetry - I Listen For You

 I Listen For you

I count the numbers on your face and they add up to 109
You have lost all your ability to understand so I listen for you
I listen to the broken fan
I listen to the holiday transport
I listen to the cries of youth
I listen to the notification of bitterness
I listen to faulty wiring
I listen to impatient journeys
I listen to the day is over

by Sam Freek

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Urban Photography - The Wire


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The Wire - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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Urban Photography - Bow Wow


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Bow Wow - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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Urban Photography - Red Stripe


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Red Stripe - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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Friday, May 11, 2018

Abstract Art Prints - Crazy Charlie


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Crazy Charlie - Abstract Art Prints

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Art Prints by Sam Freek


Good day to you wherever you are in this big old world of ours! I hope you are all doing well and feeling hunky dory Today I am sharing this contemporary abstract portrait art print that is available to buy on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) it is entitled 'Crazy Charlie' and was digitally drawn/painted by myself (Sam Freek). This is a striking limited edition contemporary abstract portrait art print in yellow, pink, blues, greens, black and white. All my art prints are giclee printed onto quality 240gsm lustre photographic paper with a 1 inch white border (which is included in the size) to aid with mounting and framing.

A premium photographic paper with a satin lustre finish. The satin lustre finish provides a very fine texture which helps reduce glare but which also provides a stunning deeper colour saturation along with striking intense blacks which is perfect for digital illustrations and photographic work.

This artwork is available as a print only, no frame is supplied. Choosing a frame to me is a personal preference and plus I don't want no glass breakages in the post as all my art prints can be posted anywhere in this big old world of ours, fully tracked too.


All my art prints are available in various sizes (this art print looks amaze balls in a huge white frame), large or small, teeny or weeny :-D and if you have any questions regarding any of my wall art, paintings, photography, drawings or poems then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.


You can view and purchase this art print over on my website - :-)

Have a great day! :-)

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Thursday, May 10, 2018

Abstract Art Prints - One Man And His Dog


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Abstract Portrait Art prints by Sam Freek

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One Man And His Dog - Art Prints by Sam Freek

Coooo weeeee world! :-) Today I am sharing this contemporary abstract portrait art print that is available to buy on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) it is entitled 'One Man And His Dog' and was digitally drawn/painted by myself (Sam Freek). This is a striking limited edition contemporary abstract portrait art print that has been giclee printed onto quality 240gsm lustre photographic paper with a 1 inch white border (which is included in the size) to aid with mounting and framing.

A premium photographic paper with a satin lustre finish. The satin lustre finish provides a very fine texture which helps reduce glare but which also provides a stunning deeper colour saturation along with striking intense blacks which is perfect for digital illustrations and photographic work.

This artwork is available as a print only, no frame is supplied. Choosing a frame to me is a personal preference and plus I don't want no glass breakages in the post as all my art prints can be posted anywhere in this big old world of ours, fully tracked too.


All my art prints are available in various sizes, large or small, teeny or weeny :-D and if you have any questions regarding any of my wall art, paintings, photography, drawings or poems then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.


You can view and purchase this art print over on my website - :-)

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Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Art Prints - Double Trouble


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Double Trouble - Art Print by Sam Freek
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'Double Trouble' Art Print in a Frame

Hello world! Today I am sharing with you a contemporary art print that is available to buy on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) it is entitled 'Double Trouble' and was digitally drawn/painted by myself. This is an exceptional limited edition contemporary portrait art print that has been giclee printed onto quality 240gsm lustre photographic paper with a 1 inch white border (which is included in the size) to aid with mounting and framing.

A premium photographic paper with a satin lustre finish. The satin lustre finish provides a very fine texture which helps reduce glare but which also provides a stunning deeper colour saturation along with striking intense blacks which is perfect for digital illustrations and photographic work.

This artwork is available as a print only, no frame is supplied. Choosing a frame to me is a personal preference and plus I don't want no glass breakages in the post as all my art prints can be posted anywhere in this big old world of ours, fully tracked too.


All my art prints are available in various sizes and if you have any questions regarding any of my wall art, paintings, photography, drawings or poems then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.


Author: Sam Freek

Thursday, May 03, 2018

The Uncomfortable Truth - Abstract Photography

The Imp With The Limp - Surreal Poetry

 The Imp With The Limp

Bags, clutter, dust and overgrown plants fall out of your Beyonce umbrella as you mutter sweet nothings in the rain
The bus driver has a sly fox grin and drives over the cats eyes at 100 miles an hour to stay awake
It's not long before a wanderer from the top level attacks you for whistling your favourite tune
There seems no point in asking for the green door to open as you hide under the stairs with your hair parted over to the left
Where do all the lumps come from in the cream of serious doubts?
You ask for a drum roll as you turn from a cherry red to a mauve and then fold up like a deck chair
Suspended in a fake reality I smash the windows in the house made of stained glass
I slowly crawl up spaghetti legs to escape into the universe on a giant red lipstick
Numbers fall from the stars and create a tidal wave of laughter of zeros and ones 
Ground control is managed by the Spanish talking cows from a dairy advert on channel 229
A thousand hands clap in reverse as I enter your inner most sanctum of desires
This fills your face with a smile and yet three hazy months pass with no sign of the imp with the limp

by Sam Freek

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Tuesday, May 01, 2018

Keep Out Not Safe - Urban Photography


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Keep Out - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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Gluten Free Menu Available - Documentary Photography


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Gluten Free Menu Available - Documentary Photography

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Mini Market - Urban Photography


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Mini Market - Urban Photography by Sam Freek
 I would call at this shop as a youngster with empty glass pop bottles and get some money back on them, I would then buy some bombay mix and think I was really cultured ha ha ha :-D.

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Two Cats In A Window - Urban Photography


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Two Cats In A Window - Urban Photography by Sam Freek


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Suburbia - Urban Photography


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Suburbia - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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Friday, April 27, 2018

Fly Poo Animation - Short Cartoon by Sam Freek



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Blackpool - Documentary Photography

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Blackpool - Documentary Photography by Sam Freek
 Oh I do like to be beside the seaside, oh I do like to be beside the sea! :-). Can't beat having a wander around Blackpool along the front and getting some of that sea air in your lungs along with some fish, chips, mushy peas, tea, bread and butter. Can walk the golden mile to walk the fish and chips off :-).

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El Castell de Guadalest - Travel Photography


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El Castell de Guadalest - Travel Photography by Sam Freek
The cutest castell in all of Spain :-). How cute is this tiny building, it is in Guadalaest which is a Valencian town and municipality located in a mountainous area of the comarca of Marina Baixa, in the province of Alicante, Spain. I went in December and it started snowing so nipped into a bar and had a glass of red wine to warm up (like you do) :-D. Beautiful place to have a wander all year round.

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Big Red Bike - Urban Photography


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Big Red Bike - Urban Photography by Sam Freek
 I wanted to borrow this bike and just cycle around the streets of Spain forever and ever, well, until I got hungry anyway ha ha ha :-D. I will be adding some new photography to my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) soon that will be available to buy so keep your eye balls peeled.

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Why The Sad Face? Black and white photography

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Mr Gorilla Noo Noo - Surreal Poetry

 Mr Gorilla Noo Noo

Arched like a crab I walked backwards and bought some mis-shaped biscuits with an old shilling
Surrounded by the early morning rush hour I found solace in a discarded kitchen appliance which had a fridge magnet on from Robin Hoods Bay
The scales swung into action and bits fell off my handmade sponge bra into a puddle created from a leaky carton of lemon barley water
I floated along on the back of Mr Gorilla Noo Noo who thought it would be much nicer if we squeezed into the inside pocket of the aging rocker who's aroma was that of an old school science lab
The machine ground to a halt and my knees expanded and hissed like a broken boiler
An old man smoked a 10 foot long pipe filled with shredded accounts from an American corporate giant
A lonesome ear shuffled along the railway banking until the train to Sheffield flew past
I wanted to be left alone with the golden cat from the Chinese takeaway who never waved at me anymore
The top of my head sunk into the static electricity of my nylon pink sheets from the 70s 

Old Brian started to shake from not having his night cap of Creme De Menthe which brought back memories of doing the cha cha with Margo the banana packer from Huddersfield

It began to rain as I danced along to the sounds of a beautiful harp being played by a golden walrus who was sat precariously on top of empty beer kegs outside a shop that only sold air filters for Ford Cortinas

I was the last to arrive as the clock struck 18

The black blanket that filled the night sky fell like a magicians final reveal
I walked away and realised I only had 3


by Sam Freek

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The Pink Savage - Large Panoramic Abstract Wall Art

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The Pink Savage - Large Pink and Grey Panoramic Canvas Art


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Pink and Grey Abstract Wall Art by Sam Freek
 Hello world! Here is one of my new abstract creations created in a soft terracotta pink and grey. What is terracotta pink I hear you say? Well, its the only way I can describe the pink colour in this artwork as I wanted to create a more subtle piece. This pink and grey abstract wall art is available in various panoramic/landscape sizes on 1.5 inch stretcher bars (the chunky ones that make the artwork pop out from your wall). All my wall art can be delivered anywhere in the world, so just get in touch if you would like a delivery price. If you have any other questions regarding any artwork you see on my website (www.didgiwidgi.co.uk) then please feel free to contact me, Sam Freek - The Artist.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2018

German TV and Moon Dust - Surreal Poetry by Sam Freek

 German TV and Moon Dust

This is the last of your atomic epilogues
The removal van takes away your accidental shades of cherry pie
Whisked up into a charming new disguise you have an internal heatwave at gas mark 7 
I change my name to Paco Rabanne
This flips your head over to the northerly part of a frost bitten toe
A blind rabbit insists you stay there until noon
But you're there for over 10 days and live on moon dust and German TV
Candy floss surrounds the 6ft bird cage as the church bells ring out the Hokey Cokey
We all stand in line as our numbers are called out
668
259
425
903
631
172
The recording gets stuck on 4 and we all remain the same

by Sam Freek

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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Who Am I? Surreal Short Film & Poetry



 
To go with the above film I thought I'd share this simple, small and surreal poem.


 Denture Glue

Handkerchief in his top pocket
Digging deep into his whirling mind
Spewing the thoughts of the joker
The back of the bus advertised denture glue

Your shopping will be delivered by 5pm she said
Re-apply for your job with a new title
Going to the black and white city
Dust and grime fill the lift to level 5

The new taste has arrived


Author: Sam Freek

Thursday, April 12, 2018

The Old Cinema - Urban Photography


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The Old Cinema - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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The Grey Blue - Abstract Urban Photography


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The Grey Blue - Abstract Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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3 Trucks - Urban Photography


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3 Trucks - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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A Pleasant Way To Burn Money - Abstract Digital Portrait

The Weather Got Him Down - Abstract Portrait

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

One Too Many - Abstract Digital Painting

Smith & Johns - Urban Photography

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Smith & Johns - Urban Photography by Sam Freek


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Window Shopping - Urban Photography


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Window Shopping - Urban Photography by Sam Freek

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Pink Horizons - Surreal Poetry

Pink Horizons

Do you remember the radio with the strange chime
My guitar only had one string
Failed exposure has the right of way in this town
Too beautiful for the ice cream van to stop
Take them tablets for the space control
I could see straight through your orange tan
Got a bit of a break out fever in this city
You wore a pan as a helmet as you drank coffee
No regrets, no regrets
Pretend to visit but its a secret selfish act
This is the wheel of fortune as seen in your dreams
Tedious notes are being played around the left bend
Awaiting your sealed entrance of the undamaged
Nothing exposed is listening to you
Awash with the colour of the elderly neighbour
Pink horizons have the cloth eared panic attack
There is nothing I will not try, I tell a lie I will not try on a size 8
Fleeting glimpses of the sober judge who ransacked the off license
Please do not listen if you cant take a joke or you will flounder
I see you like your phishing emails sent in hi ho silver
The mocking bird has selected its own Chinese whispers


by Sam Freek

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Horse Headed Wasps - Surreal Poetry

 Horse Headed Wasps

I have no idea who that is as I bang my own drum,
Early morning sunlight falls onto my collection of horse headed wasps,
Whilst bubbles rise up from the Chinese supermarket in the fridge,
I then look into last weeks moments and I am a beautiful day 

by Sam Freek

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Tuesday, April 03, 2018

Between Right and Wrong is a Fluffy Mouldy Doughnut - Surreal Poetry

 Between Right and Wrong is a Fluffy Mouldy Doughnut

I am more at war with myself at night
Where are you Mr Fat Conroller
I am not a building there is no danger

The man with a flea in his pocket didn't reach his targets
Pushing pixels into the lumpy pudding
I tilt my head back and my mouth falls open

Bagged an extra life as I found the harp
Mission control tried to destroy us as we weren't ready
The bone shaker played a fast drum beat

Your organs get you a wage rise
Struck oil but it turned out to be a bag of bad jokes
Disorder in my shaky legs and wobbling head

I trot off to town like a superhighway
Wearing wet t-shirts with porn stars on
The squirrel rode his bike into my safe space

They all turned on each other and made a flan
You gave up working again
Pulled all the fun out of life just to save a pickled egg

You looked in a bad way yesterday ding dong
Lost sympathy which froze your hands shut
Counting down to become a public figure

Between right and wrong is a fluffy mouldy doughnut


by Sam Freek

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Derek - Abstract Digital Painting